Tuesday, June 22, 2010

I'm Back From The Moon So Where's My Tang?

Rappin Is Eazy For Sheezy.


I Hear That You Love To Cook,
And That Yo Fav Is Hotdogs.
I Got's A Weiner For Ya Girl
That'll Have Ya Doing Hog Calls.

Chorus:
It Plumps When Ya Cook It Girl
Put It In Yo Oven.
It Plumps When Ya Cook It Girl
Put It In Yo Oven.

If Ya Think It's Ready
Take It Out And Have A Taste.
You Can Have It All The Way
Or Just Up In Your Face.

Chorus:

And When You Done With Dinner Girl,
How Bout Some Dessert?
But Be Careful Cause My Creamed Eclair
Is Just About To Spurt.

Chorus:

Hope You Enjoyed Yo Dinner Girl
You Surely Looked It.
But If You Didin Just Mamember
You Da Bitch Dat Cooked It.

Feeding arrangements for the Smoke Out... Version 2.0

Here is a revised schedule. If you are not interested in participating let me know ASAP.

We will have anywhere from 12-16 people eating so I would plan on feeding 16. This includes the for-shure's (please forgive me if I misspell your name): Bruce & Kristi, Casey, Eric & Lisa, Jamie & Sara, Richie & Jackie, Tyler(my brother-in-law) and me & Amanda. The maybe's are Brad, Delano & Chasity and Savannah (Amanda's sister).
Friday Lunch: Casey Wayne (there will be more to have than just beer and turkey legs)
Friday Dinner: Eric & Lisa
Saturday Breakfast: Jamie & Sara
Saturday Lunch: Bruce & Kristi and Richie & Jackie
Saturday Dinner: Wes & Amanda
Sunday Breakfast: Tyler & Savannah
Sunday Lunch: Leftovers or the maybe's.

Everybody needs to bring there own beverages and I am gonna try to bring as much ice as possible as well as a big table and the mini-fridge. I am bringing my easy-up tent and anybody else that has one it would be great to have a few to have some extra shade to work on the bikes, drink, pass-out or maybe an outdoor shower. Any questions of ideas please let us know.

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Smokeout schedule.

Smoke Out XI » Rockingham, NC Schedule

Rockingham, NC
Thursday Night In the Campground –
9 PM Rebel Son (campground stage)

Friday - June 25, 2010

2:00 pm…    Event Opens
2:30-4:00 - Register to ride in XsSpeed Mini Bike races at XsSpeed’s booth (next to HORSE Info booth- you must have an official number to run)
4:30 - 7:30 Drag Racing track open for individual practice runs
4:30-6:00 - XSspeed Mini Bike Qualifying Runs
5:30-6:30   Original Synners Stunt Show (main stage)
5:30-7:00  Registration for the The HORSE Backstreet Choppers CHOPPA’ SHOW
6:30 - Welcome to the Event, Hammer, Englishman, Edge and Kara throw out some free T-
           shirts
7:00 – Dex Romweber Duo (very interesting… sorta rockabilly - main stage)             www.myspace.com/dexterromweberduo
8:30 - Wet T-shirt contest with Roadside Marty
            (1st Place $100, 2nd Place $75, 3rd Place $50)
9:00 – Rebel Son (main stage) www.rebel-son.com/
11:00- Event Closes for the night
Friday Night In the Campground –
11:15 Original Synners Stunt Show (campground stage)
12:00 Mini bike drag races (ONLY mini bikes!!)
12:00 The Tremors play in the campground


Saturday - June 26, 2010

10 am…     Event Opens
11:30-12:30 Original Synners Stunt Show (main stage)
10:30-1:00 Registration forThe HORSE Backstreet Choppers CHOPA’ SHOW
12:30-3:30 Drag Racing track open for individual practice runs and 50’s Style Drag Racing
12:00-4:00 Vote for the Chop Off winner
1:00-2:30 - Register to ride in XsSpeed Mini Bike races at XsSpeed’s booth (next to HORSE Info booth- you must have an official number to run)
1:30-5:00 Bikes in place for bike show.  (Bike must stay in place until 5:00 pm.)
2:00-4:00 Midlife Crisis – (Rock) THIS IS HUGE… see The HORSE’S own XSspeed (with special guest Englishman and Chuck Palumbo on guitar and Steve Broyles on drums …for two songs) (main stage)
4:00-5:30 The Richland County Regulator (Derby Girls) battle it out in a demonstration of           
Roller Derby mayhem (track staging area) www.richlandcountyregulators.com
5:30-7:00 Track Open for 50’s Style Drag Racing
5:30–6:00 Hammer and Englishman announceThe HORSE BC Bike Show Winners (main stage)
6:00-7:00 Original Synners Stunt Show (main stage)
7:00-8:30 XS Speed Mini-Bike Races
7:00–8:30 The Tremors (main stage) Rockabilly - http://www.tremorsrockabilly.com/
8:30 - Horse Girls (main stage) with Hammer, Englishman, Edge, present awards to the Long
Road riders
8:45 - Wet T-shirt contest with Roadside Marty
            (1st Place $100, 2nd Place $75, 3rd Place $50)
9:15  - Three Spoke Wheel (Headliner) (main stage) - www.threespokewheel.com
11:00   Fireworks – to honor our troops we will end with a short, mad barrage of fireworks as we remember our nation’s finest.  Event is over.

Saturday Night In the Campground –

11:15 MidLife Crisis (campground stage)
1:00 Mini bike drag races (ONLY mini bikes!!)
Burn Outs must be done in the Burn Out Pit.
Event T-shirts and Event Pins are available at the Smoke Out Information booth!
YOU determine the winner of The HORSE Backstreet Choppers
Smoke Out Chop-Off – find the chop off bikes on display and VOTE 
Saturday from 12:-4:00…..Peace out.
All Mini-Bike Superheroes must go to the Information booth (Sat 1 pm to 2:30 pm) to register with XsSpeed.  If you don’t get your number… you cannot ride in the races!

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

New Song Lyric, Now I Just Need The Rest Of The Song.

No One Knows Where I'm Coming From, They Just Want Me To Go Back There.


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