If Saturdays Could Talk

90lbs Of Machine And Rubber
Between You And An Early Grave
It'll Drive A Rich Man Crazy
Make A Poor Man Scrimp And Save


You Can Call It A Red Dragon
It's Been Called The Midnight Special Too
Don't Forget The Super Doodle
Or A Plain Old Doodle Bug Might Be For You

Cause If You Wanna Ride The Lightnin
Be Prepared To Feel The Thunder
If You're Not Ready Boy
It'll Surely Put You Under

If I Have One Regret In Life
It's That I Was 33 Before I Picked One Up
If I Could Do The Whole Thing Over
I Woulda Started Riding Back When I Was A Pup

There's Only One Rule In This Game
And That's To Stay Alive
So Grab Your Minibike And Maybe Some Headgear
Get Your Friends And Go For A Ride

Cause If You Wanna Ride The Lightnin
Be Prepared To Feel The Thunder
If You're Not Ready Boy
It'll Surely Put You Under

You Got The Crunch And Munch And Fiddle Faddle
But They Ain't Got Nothing On This Crew
That'll Be Clear To Anybody
After Their First Woodi Doo

One Thing Is Very Simple
Always Strike First To Repel Attacks
Oh Yeah, You Should Keep In Mind
YOU BETTER NOT FUCK WITH THE KRACKER JACKS

Cause If You Wanna Ride The Lightnin
Be Prepared To Feel The Thunder
If You're Not Ready Boy
It'll Surely Put You Under
I Said You Better Be Ready Boy
Or It's Gonna Put You Under.